MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
restart your computer to install important upd-
flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing?
lookin 4 tha party
single and ready to flamingle
burned my hand curling my hair today
Indeed, I am a lone hedgehog searching for connection amidst pine cones.
girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick
girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be taught that their thoughts and opinions matter. so many girls are taught that being smart and capable is threatening to boys and will scare them away. please don’t hit these girls with bricks thanks
im lauhing so fucking hard
only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus.
Catch the fuck up America
They dont have this in America?
We don’t even have ads against heterosexual rape in America who are you kidding.